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- On Valentine's Day 2020, a coupon was given for one open eyes hand job to completion.
- A coupon for a tug job was requested to be honored right now based on a promissory note.
- Another coupon was found for Christmas 2024 good for one butt stuff both eyes open.
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Valentine's Day 2020, I got you those usher tickets and a gold necklace with matching bracelet and in return You gave me this coupon good for one open eyes hand job to completion remember that I'm sorry. Did you say open eyes?
Yeah, it's it's more intimate that way your honor Ain't no judge I cannot believe you're doing this right now. I never thought I would have to baby. I thought being with you met Handys would never go away And now you're really gone I'd like you What?
the tug job I'd like it right now Actually it says right here good anytime anywhere your honor Say something yeah, hey Brad get the heck out of here before I kick your butt to space Your daughter made a vow sir Look, this is a promissory note no different than a u.s. Dollar We can't honor that what do we have?
nothing He's absolutely right It's a stupid joke gift. It doesn't mean anything. Are you sure? Of course? I'm sure okay, so what does this one mean? Christmas 2024 good for one but stuff Both eyes open before or after dinner expires never Why do you have that in your tuxedo pocket? That's not the point, okay?
You gave this to me. So is this a joke gift to know that one's real well then so is this one let the record show This is the exact same paper your honor Again, I am not a judge Can't be no judge with the record that I have