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- Yin-Fang shares her childhood bicycle accident where she crashed into a small ditch and suffered bleeding ears.
- Qianhui recounts a serious e-bike accident where she was hit by a delivery truck and sustained multiple fractures.
- Yen-Kai describes a childhood bicycle crash that happened when he was riding through a puddle while holding a large cup of champagne grape soda.
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it's a bicycle. >> We should switch it to a bicycle on special days, right? >> Then Yen-Kai would have to animate her falling off the bike. >> Hey, if we just swap out the assets for Xiao-Mei in the middle, is it simple? >> Depends on who?
>> Ah. >> Who are we changing? >> If we just change it to Xiao-Mei riding a bike, the waiting part might be a little bit more troublesome, but not too much. >> Don't overthink it, we're just talking about it today. Hey, but didn't anime used to have special opening sequences for special episodes?
>> Yeah, like Attack on Titan, when they switched chapters, they had a specific opening that they intentionally made really scary. >> Only that episode had that special effect in the opening. >> Is that so? You scare me. >> It's easier to just have Xiao-Mei change her outfit. >> Oh.
>> That's more convenient. If we add decorations to the motorcycle, that would work. >> We could also do a Christmas one. >> Oh, that works. >> Changing into a costume for Halloween, I think that would be pretty fun. I think that's pretty fun. Alright, let's take a look at the donations. Anpanman says, "4 months, oh yeah!"
Congratulations to Anpanman for 4 months. Shark Duck says, "Yeah, slacking off at work." Shark Duck, good luck slacking off at work. Xiao-Long-Bao says, "Already 14 months, can you help me celebrate?" Wait, congratulations to Xiao-Long-Bao for 14 months. They recently resigned from their current job, working until November 22nd. So happy! They already found their next job. So they found the next job before even resigning, which means there's a connection in between, right?
>> So look, they still have to work until November 22nd, but they already found the next job and don't start until January 1st. Hope it goes smoothly. A month of time will let me rest well. A story about crashing, I only crashed once while riding a scooter. Luckily I was fine, but it’s still scary.
Wishing everyone in the studio happiness every day, and the little sprite stay safe too. Thanks, Xiao-Long-Bao. I suddenly thought of Yin-Fang, did we ever talk about the story of Qian crashing before? >> Was it Qian who crashed or Xiao-Mei? >> Oh, we did? But I don't recall, did we edit it into a highlight? No.
>> No, we didn't edit it into a highlight. >> Let's draw the prizes again in a bit. >> Okay. >> Alright. >> And Mr. Lu from Taichung says he's looking forward to the December new arrivals. Thank you, Mr. Lu from Taichung. Are we currently all set? >> Almost.
>> Yeah. >> And are all the products out? >> The products are all made. >> Oh, have they all arrived? >> Some haven't arrived yet, some still need assessment. Still need evaluation. Lahuazermao says 15 months, please cue the music. Wait, let's congratulate Lahuazermao for being part of the Omega family for 15 months. I have an interview later too, hope everything goes smoothly. Seems like everyone is preparing to change jobs.
>> Because it's the end of the year. >> I thought they meant jumping. Everyone wants a better environment. >> JQ4290 says hello everyone, I had a feeling there would be a live stream today, so I'm listening while working out. Your intuition is quite impressive , JQ429.
>> Then next time your intuition is strong , go buy a lottery ticket immediately. >> Lottery tickets have nothing to do with intuition. I tell you, every time we go film at the lottery booth, I feel like the God of Fortune will favor us. If I really scratch and win a million, wow, that would definitely make the news.
Million-subscriber YouTuber wins a million-dollar grand prize. Oh, scratching, winning a million must feel amazing, right? And then on Threads, people would ask if I'm donating money. Hey, girl, if you won a million, how much would you donate? >> How much would I donate?
>> Hmm. >> Hmm. I wouldn't donate half. Half is a bit, half is a bit much. >> Let's donate 100,000, one-tenth. Yeah, and >> I see many people out there saying I'll donate one percent or something of my earnings. Anyway, would donating 100,000 out of a million be too little?
Would people think it's too little? >> It depends on which organization you donate to. Or, for instance, the 100,000 could be donated to different organizations. >> Oh, break the 100,000 apart, like diversified investment. >> Rain and dew for everyone, every organization gets some, for dogs, cats, and also for the elderly. >> Hey, Yinfang, come here, Yinfang, please come over.
>> Yinfang, let me ask you, okay. >> If, if you won a million or ten million on a scratch-off or the lottery. >> Wait, I bet the question you're going to ask me is whether I'd let Huang Xuan know. >> Would you let Huang Xuan know? If you won ten million. Would you let Huang Xuan know?
>> Talking about a million. >> What if it's ten million? >> Hmm, would you let him know? >> I need to make sure Huang Xuan isn't listening. >> You wouldn't let him know? >> Yeah, I'd let them know, because I’d be buying stuff anyway, so they’d find out. And your mom? Would you let your mom know?
>> I’d let my mom know. >> You’d let her know? >> I’d let both my mom and dad know. >> Would you donate money then? >> Yeah, I would. >> If you donated the money but didn't give any to your parents, would your mom say anything? >> Oh, yeah, my mom would. >> Like, "Mom, I won 10 million, but I didn't give you any."" >> Mom, why didn't you donate to me?"
>> If you did donate, but didn't give any to your mom, would she say something? Would she scold you? >> She would say... "Sigh, raising a daughter for nothing." >> I thought you'd say you won 10 million, then tell her, "Mom, I won 1 million.""
Mom, I'll give you 500k, half of it."" >> Oh, Mom, I won 1 million, here's 500k for you." >> Yeah, hearing that would make Mom pretty happy, right? >> But then later, if you actually gave her 500k, she'd know you won 10 million .
>> She’d realize you won 10 million. She’d be so ticked off. Come on, let's ask the two in the studio. Why are we getting side-tracked again? Every time! >> If you won 10 million. Yes. >> What would your mom say if she found out?
>> After what Yinfang said, I plan to say nothing at all. >> Oh, you wouldn't say anything? >> Right, right. That way, when my mom hears about it later, she won't be... she’ll eventually realize it. >> But if your mom finds out you didn't tell her you won 10 million, maybe two or three years later, do you think she'd be angry?
>> Yes. >> What would she say? >> She’d say, "Money-grubber!" >> Money-grubber? " >> Money-grubber." Is there something at home that needs fixing? >> So, how much would you give your mom? >> I'm not answering that question for now .
>> Yinfang, you fell into the trap. >> No, Yinfang said 500k. I think 500k is pretty decent, right? >> But 500k is gone after one set of dentures. >> Yeah. >> It would only cover one set of dentures . >> At least it covers that, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, I'm not answering.
>> I'm folding. >> Come on, let's look at the three employees 'views on winning the lottery . No one in our studio knows how to play scratch-offs. Every time we go to the lottery shop, Yan-Kai teaches us how to play, so I can tell that Yan-Kai is someone who has done a fair amount of research on the lottery. Yes, because I have to say, regarding scratch-offs, some people are skeptical —which is reasonable, since it’s
not a live broadcast or anything—but because I have actually won 5,000 NTD on a scratch-off, I’m very confident in it. >> I mean, if you had said you won 500,000 , I’d believe you. But 5,000? I believe that. >> 5,000 is a lot.
>> How much was the ticket for 5,000? >> Oh, 500. Oh, ten times. >> Yeah. >> Ten times! Look at TSMC, it took ten years to go up ten times, but I turned ten times my money in one night with a scratch-off. >> Yes, I will always remember that time I was working overtime at my previous job . You have a really vivid memory of that.
>> Because I was really happy. I worked until 10 PM, and—wait, was there overtime pay? >> Uh, yeah, there was, there was overtime pay. At that time, I was feeling down because it was 10 PM, the work wasn’t finished, and I had to come back early the next morning to rush it. It was also close to the Lunar New Year, and I thought, "It's almost New Year's, why am I still working so hard? What am I even doing?" I was feeling miserable, and while riding my scooter home, I saw a lottery shop still open late. I thought, "Oh, forget it," so I went in
and bought one. >> 500. I scratched it and won 500. I thought, "I broke even, this is fate telling me to buy another one." >> What do you mean "broke even"? You didn't make or lose any money, so you broke even, right? >> Then I bought another one, and I scratched it and won 5,000. I was like, "Oh, that feels good."