I Brought My $200,000 Vintage Rolls Royce To Puerto Rico – Transcript

00:00What's up, guys? Welcome to another vlog. I hear the truck coming up the street right now. So, I honestly think that the title is self-explanatory. This is me taking delivery of my vintage Rolls-Royce Cornish. This is going to be super sick vlog. That [ __ ] is looking pearled, bro. Oh my goodness. It's been literally 6 months since we've seen this car. Or no, not 6 months. It's been like

00:254 months or 5 monthsish since March when Carson got me this car as a birthday gift. Wait. Yeah, birthday gift. Crazy. A freaking car as a birthday gift is absolutely nuts. Yeah, this is vlog taking delivery of it and actually being able to go and do something with it. It took a bunch of time to we added a sound system. We fixed a whole bunch of [ __ ] with it. Made sure that it was perfect and then shipped it over here to Puerto Rico. And now we can finally take

00:52delivery of it and enjoy it out here on the beautiful island. So, let's go see what's going on with this. >> Damn. I push you [ __ ] through the ring.

01:07You getting by [ __ ] I'm like cringe. >> This shit's going to be fire, bro. Having this [ __ ] on the island. It kind of It does kind of suck though. You can really only drive it like once a week.

01:21Like if that cuz vintage rolls, you know, you want to be as careful as possible. That [ __ ] almost scraped the ground.

01:36Holy smokes, that was spooky. Getting this up the driveway is lowkey going to be kind of impossible. I don't even know if I'll be able to bring it up the driveway. We'll have to see.

01:49>> Literally might have to get just some jackhammers to like level the playing field here. >> The night still young. You [singing] live by the gun, you going to die by the gun. Ain't no hand outs for nobody. When they ain't have [ __ ] they ain't offering me nothing. When I'm quiet, I be thinking about killings. A lot of [ __ ] [ __ ] [singing] feelings.

02:11>> I don't know if you can. >> Oh my goodness, guys. Nah, the [ __ ] in Puerto Rico is crazy. I can't lie. Oh my gosh. Yo, [ __ ] I'm literally inside like all day recording stuff, but tomorrow we need to bring this [ __ ] to the beach for sure. This shit's crazy.

02:32Wow. Looks real good, guys. Mission accomplished. Long time coming, but feel like sexy bread. I'm going to go trade and then we'll take this thing out. Cruise it. Let's go.

03:00Like the fire needs the air. I won't burn unless you're there. [singing] You're there. Shrimp on the barbie. Let's go to

03:26Nantucket. WOW, that was nice. Yo, what the [ __ ] DAMN. OKAY, how do we lock this [ __ ] in? Is it just supposed to be like this?

03:42Motion, right? That's how it's supposed to be. I mean, >> yeah, >> seems secure. Yeah, >> motion. Let's get to work. The scariest part about driving this thing is not me driving the car, but Puerto Ricans driving around it. No offense to Puerto Ricans, but they're not the best drivers. We'll just put it like that.

04:04They're they're truly not the best drivers. everywhere. Back from paradise. >> This will be the first road test. If it's not good, this might just be a trophy in the garage, which is still

04:31cold as [ __ ] but I want to be able to put this [ __ ] on the road. [ __ ] >> bro. I don't know where my ga where the gas is at.

04:45>> Oh, it's right here. It's right here. >> Okay, perfect. We can fill it up. We're going to take it to the gas station. Fill it up. The first major test will be taking this thing over a speed bump.

04:58>> Oh my god. Yo, we got a We have a vintage Rolls-Royce in Puerto Rico. I don't think you guys understand how crazy that is. cost way too much. I can't act, bro. Don't work. I'm really just one on. I'm act like Kyrie. I'm my [ __ ] cuz I folks that bet you haven't seen one of these. I guarantee you a car like this has never been on this island like ever. I I like promise you that, bro.

05:25Let's figure out where this [ __ ] is. Let's turn it off. So, we're on empty. Oh, wait. No, I think it goes all the way down there. >> It would be on my side. So, we're going to have to do a little circle around.

05:42That was a good call out. We got buttons for everything in here. I forgot that this is a Rolls-Royce. Fuel spray may cause injury. Fuel spray.

05:54I hear it steaming. Jeez, bro. Thank God for Henry Ford cuz what the [ __ ] I'm not dealing with this [ __ ] [clears throat] I bet this baby has never seen 93 power premium in its life. They were running off just straight cigarette butts, bro.

06:19They were filling this [ __ ] up with piss, bro, with beer. I need a cigarette at the gas station just like in the olden days. We should just drink and drive. I need like a beer, a cigarette. Bro, there's literally cigarette lighters in the back of the car. We got to We got to spark a sig in this. Even though that sounds disgusting, we have to light a cigarette with the back with this car at least one time.

06:46>> First of all, can we just >> Let's go, bro. How you doing? >> It's a vintage Rolls-Royce. >> Totally. >> It's crazy, right? I just got it today. We're doing the vlog for it. >> What the [ __ ] You got me.

07:00>> Damn. What we saying with this though? Come on now. >> I'm coping the ar of the baby. That's my boss. >> I love you so much, dog. Puppy. Congrats. >> My dog. I'm super busy today and tomorrow, but let's get up. >> Hey, we run back in that.

07:14>> Yeah, I'll text you, too. Peace, bro. >> My [ __ ] dog, bro. I love I love Lunai. That's the void. But this [ __ ] is stupid. Crazy. >> All right. How was the first fill up? >> Wasn't too shabby. I feel like I'm back in the 1900s.

07:30I honestly honestly, dude, this car is [ __ ] perfect, dude. It's lit. It's literally, you couldn't have crafted a better car. I stand on this. You know what I was thinking to myself? I was like, man, I kept forgetting that I even had this car and I was like, "Oh, man. I really want a Rolls-Royce. I could go Rolls-Royce Spectre because it's electric, ship it over, no excise tax when I release it from the port." But then I was like, "Wait, I'm getting a

07:54convertible Rolls-Royce. ats fire. So yeah, honestly this is literally perfect. It's like a beach car to drive this out once a week. Take it to the beach. Take it to the gym. Turn up, dude. A little weekender. Some people they got cars take them from point A to point B. This little weekend joint, take it to the beach. Simple. Guys, it's

08:20officially day two of having this car in Puerto Rico. and I already broke it. So, yesterday I guess because there's too many buttons in here and obviously this is a old as [ __ ] car, right? It's old as [ __ ] And I accidentally left the parking light.

08:42Couldn't even tell you what that is. I left it on for like an extra 2 hours. Didn't even leave it on like for that long. I just left it on for like two hours and it it fully killed the battery. But simple fix, little jump start, and now we're back in action. And we really shouldn't be driving this car right now. We really shouldn't be driving this car really ever. It's kind

09:06of like a uh drive it once a week, if that, like once every other week sort of thing. And this is day two. We already had the battery failure and we're driving it again. So after this, this is going to have to live in the garage for a decent amount of time, but we're taking it out and we need to do the good old-fashioned everybody does this car test. We need to take it through a drive-thru. So durability test.

09:33Rolls-Royce Cornage durability test. Let's see. Does the horn work? Yes, sir. Also, the check engine light fired up yesterday, but now it's not there. So, must have fixed itself. New age tech.

09:47Shout out to Henry Ford in the what did he invent? The assembly line. This [ __ ] Nah, this was handcrafted. Actually, I doubt the Rolls-Royce manufacturers would let this [ __ ] get built on an assembly line, bro.