We Finally Did It | The Yard – Transcript

00:00So then, why is the view any less beautiful just cuz you've seen it every day? >> Wow. Wow. Wow. >> Lady Jaguar, no, no, I'll say this. Lady Jaguar gets some miles on her. >> >> Dude, it's cool guy Algrim. >> Nah, man. That's all me. >> You sure? Dude, that's that's that's the cool guy Algrim pin, man.

00:15>> So, the new iPhone 19? >> No. >> hear they're changing the game this year? >> It'll have that. >> It's longer battery life, better computing power, and also better >> >> That's how I sound every morning right now. All of it.

00:37>> That's how I sound whenever I send a message to Tim 64. >> You got the weakest throat in the game. >> Speaking of Tim 64, what How does this happen? >> How does it happen? >> Christian had weak throat. You're saying that Cutie has weak throat? Is that what you're trying to say? Cuz we all got sick, okay?

00:51>> I didn't get sick. >> I didn't get I didn't >> I didn't even feel a little sick. >> Didn't even get >> Also, oh my god. Oh my god. What was that? >> What What did you just do? What happened? >> You've changed the serpent. [clears throat] >> Yeah, the serpent went Oh, it barely even fits. >> >> Why is it so loose?

01:06>> It just slid. Arin, if you can zoom it, it literally it slid down your finger. >> Yeah, I lost weight. >> >> It's called It's called a married guy belly. Finger weight. >> You stopped You stopped putting the dog medicine on your hand. >> Don't [ __ ] talk about my wife like that. >> Yeah.

01:20>> I will [ __ ] kill you for talking about her throat. >> That's his wife. You're talking about his throat? >> That's my wife. >> She got what, bro? >> >> She is a strong woman. >> Yeah. >> Don't even say that. >> She's >> Don't even compliment her. >> that. I don't even What do you want him to say?

01:35>> Beautiful? >> Dude, what are you trying to >> >> What the [ __ ] >> I'LL [ __ ] KILL YOU, BRO. >> I'll cut your nuts off, bro. >> Dude, Tim Tim at your wedding, he had this big uh red tie. And I came up to him and I'm like, "Hi, Tim." And he's like, "Hi."

01:52And we have a very frosty relationship. And I but I see him and I say and I said, "You look like a Republican senator." >> >> And then and then he looks up at me, he's like, "Everyone's saying that."

02:05>> >> It was true. >> He did look a little bit like that on hindsight. >> Yeah, he did. >> a nice cut though. >> He had a great cut. >> Tim has an amazing hairline. >> hairline, bro. That [ __ ] looked glued on. >> Yeah. >> It's locked in, but >> cleaned up.

02:21>> He shouldn't be messaging you so often. What's it like having a wife? >> You're a fake. You don't even like >> I can't even explain it. >> Now you have a >> That's a [ __ ] crazy thing. I can't even explain it. >> What what does the serpent say? May I touch the serpent? >> You can touch it. Too much?

02:35>> Oh, >> Can I Can I Can I wear it? >> Cut my [ __ ] fingers off. >> Actually, no. Actually, no. >> Why not? >> It is literally a taboo thing to do. >> Where What's What's yours is ours. >> No. No, guys, I I don't know how much longer I'm going to do this.

02:51>> Do what? >> I have a family now. >> Do what? >> I'm actually there. >> have a family now? >> Yes, I'm married. I have a wife. >> She wasn't But she wasn't your family before. >> She was a girlfriend. >> Oh, just a girl >> Yeah. >> What What about when she was your fiancee? Cuz you went on that whole family spiel there.

03:05>> Yeah. Yeah, I was like closer, you know, but >> Yeah. >> But now she's really your family. >> Yeah. Yeah, now she's really locked in. >> Real hot on the type of chick. >> So So Nick and his girlfriend who we get been together about 10 years. >> It's 11. >> 11 years. Is that's just an associate? >> That's just an associate.

03:19>> Associate. Barely know her. >> A buddy. >> So I don't live with my girlfriend. >> Yeah. >> She She's not a roommate. >> At any point you could go to Bhutan and it would be normal. >> Right. >> No one would bat an eye. >> They'd be like, "Yeah, he >> This is That is normal to deal with Zipper.

03:36>> You I Lady Jaguar. Lady Jaguar, I'm going to Jaguar. >> Lady Jaguar, that's what it is. >> She is Lady Jaguar. Not Zipper, she's Lady Jaguar. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, cutie. We Okay, we got [ __ ] married. >> Let's go, man. >> We got [ __ ] MARRIED.

03:51>> YEAH. WOO. >> THE THUMBNAIL SHOULD BE THE pyramid picture. >> Oh, facts. >> Yeah. >> Do we have it? >> Which honestly, you guys did really well. >> No, I don't have it yet. >> Dude, I wish >> I'm impressed with Nick.

04:04>> I wish there I wish there was a pyramid video cuz there was a moment where they were like, all right, taking the picture three and my glasses are doing this. >> >> And I'm my glasses are like this, right? And I'm bottom middle of the pyramid. So I'm like this and I'm like I got to fix it. I can't look at this the worst. I'm like Oh.

04:22>> Dude, it was Atlas shrugged. Just a simple shrug. >> I'm like, yep. >> Why wouldn't it be >> I was probably like this. >> Wouldn't it have been funnier if your glasses were off your face like you got punched?

04:37>> Yes, it would be funnier, but it felt like it it was meant to be sentimental. >> >> He needs to lock in. And he and he did. He did. He tanked the most weight. >> He tanked a lot of weight, too. >> base. >> I was a great base. >> Did you restore the next day? >> No, that's probably why you're sick.

04:51That's probably why you're sick, bro. >> No, but maybe it was that. >> It drained all your life energy. >> all my blood cells all like shattered. >> Yeah, you were exsanguinated from the pyramid. >> There was a but we finally took the Did we finally took the pyramid photo? >> Yep. >> Is what I waited all these years for?

05:06>> Pyramid photo's locked. >> Is that the only pyramid that exists or is is there a pyramid every >> No, see that's what I said to Aiden right after. I said I I just realized after doing the pyramid, it implies there are four possible pyramids. >> Well, the here's the weird thing about a pyramid. It's only possible with three or six.

05:23>> Yes, cuz you just see the yard fan that did a wedding pyramid? >> Yes. >> Did they have an uneven number? >> Well, no, was it the groom who was next to it? >> Yeah, but that's what we did. >> They had an uneven number and then they had they had one guy just leaning up against the pyramid. >> No, no, that was the groom. >> groom. That's what we did. >> Oh, I think I think they had a normal pyramid. They had the same configuration.

05:39>> Wait, you were you were >> Can you look it up? It's on the side. I was not in the pyramid. >> Wait, I thought you were standing on the side of the pyramid. >> Oh, you are. >> It's >> it's wedding, DAY. >> SIX I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR HOURS. HOW IT WAS GOING TO BE CONFIGURED, ALL THESE BRICKS. >> It makes sense that at your wedding you stand beside >> the pyramid. He's Xerxes, we're the slave.

05:55>> And when he dies, and when he dies, we'll put him inside of >> You're my slaves and I'm Xerxes. He said it exactly. >> I So, Ludwig wrote most most people little cards about little things to say. And in Ludwig's card for me, he said, "We will be buried together."

06:11>> Yeah. >> He actually said two things which I thought was really interesting. He said, "We're not going to do the podcast forever." >> Yep. >> And I'm like, "You didn't really just say that." >> >> But he also said, "We will be buried together." >> Yeah. >> In a pyramid. >> Interesting. >> I said I In fact, I said exhume my body >> >> and place it where his is cuz I will die first.

06:29>> I'm going to object to the sentiment. I will object. >> You have You'll have to exhume me and replace me. I'll be dead. >> It doesn't make any sense. He's the side >> I'll be dead. I DON'T CARE. I'LL BE DEAD. I DON'T CARE. I'LL BE DEAD. I GUESS YOU CAN JUST [ __ ] MY BODY cuz I don't care cuz exhume and [ __ ] my body.

06:41>> [ __ ] my body. Exhume and [ __ ] my body. Exhume and [ __ ] MY >> [ __ ] MY BODY. [ __ ] MY EYE HOLES. XERXES, [ __ ] MY EYE HOLES. I THOUGHT YOU [ __ ] SAID I'M THE WALL OF THE PYRAMID. >> of the pyramid. How can he be buried with you? What?

06:55>> You misunderstood. >> How could he How could he possibly How would he be buried? >> Are you saying I should be buried under He'll be buried. I should be buried under him. >> Buried. >> I said buried. I'm with you. >> I borrow CAN I BORROW YOUR EYE HOLE TO [ __ ] IT AFTER I EXHUME your [ __ ] body? But I was thinking I was thinking about when you're 60 and you pass away, I'll [ __ ] your body and >> >> I'll take your body out of your [ __ ] grave, bud.

07:17I'll [ __ ] cross check your [ __ ] dead limb body in the side of the [ __ ] wall. >> it with a bat and I'll [ __ ] your eye hole back. >> The accent of a guy who could have gone pro. >> >> He would play hockey a couple of years, but >> [ __ ] know I could have gone pro, bud. >> You should have been at the wedding. You You cuz mostly it's like it's a bunch of like cutie's family stuff. It's like half of the people don't know you. You could have just been the ultimate Canadian guy.

07:39>> could have You could have locked it >> I did think about this. I did I I thought uh cuz I sent Slime a message a while ago when I was hanging out with my family in Canada and was like, "I wish you could be a fly on the wall to see how it activates when I speak to them." It It's like I I have a sleeper. I have a Canadian sleeper agent inside of me.