If DELTARUNE was Realistic 10 - Season Finale – Transcript

00:00You can't ESCAPE ME. BLIND ATTACK. MY EYES. >> HURRY. HIDE. >> WHERE? LET'S JUMP INTO that Christmas tree. >> I can't. >> Why not? >> I'VE GOT A PHOBIA OF CHRISTMAS TREES. >> You see, when I was a child, a Christmas tree fell on my head. >> Yeah. Yeah. We ain't got time FOR THAT, CHRIS. HURRY.

00:14>> WAIT. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? Is that one of Tenner's balls? >> What the hell? There's a weird goat inside. It looks like your mom, Chris. >> Yeah, good one. >> No. It's literally your mom. >> Yeah. Brilliant. All right. Actually, it's my mom. >> We got to save your mom, Chris. >> Your mom's IN DANGER. YOUR MOM? If I hear your mom one more time.

00:31>> My eyes. This should help. Much better. Toriel, I love you and I need you and I'm I'm just on and on. Weirdest something. I can't take it anymore. >> Dig what? >> The Christmas tree.

00:44Thought you could escape me, eh? >> Damn it. I was sure you're hiding right here. Get me out OF HERE RIGHT NOW. >> OH, HEY, THERE YOU ARE. >> So much for us leaving. >> It's time for more TV. >> >> I really wish you liked me.

01:01>> I'm really burned out from all these games. >> Same. >> I'm not. >> I'll say I am. >> Well, too bad cuz you're trapped in my balls now. It smells really sweaty in here. Just get in your M cardio me. >> I have nothing to say about this situation.

01:15>> Get me out of this ball, man. I want out of here right now. I don't want to BE OH, DAMN. ASH, YOU GOT OUT OF IT. >> Was that meant to happen, son? >> Probably not. >> GET BACK IN YOUR BALLS. >> OKAY, I'M SORRY. WAIT, WHY DID I COMPLY TO THAT? Toriel needs her help. I think she's suffocating in there.

01:29>> How can you tell them? >> My mom SUFFERED BALL SUFFOCATION WHEN I was a child. >> I bet she did. >> You're not getting tutorial cuz it's time for my next game. Unlike the other game, this is a modern game. Does that mean it's got crafting elements? Yeah.

01:45Survival? Yeah. Radio calls? Yeah. Unlockable upgrades? Yeah. Damage numbers? Yeah. >> Is everybody gay? >> Probably. Oh my god, I love modern games. >> Does your game include a section with a bone dance in it? Cuz that could make or break whether I want to play it, honestly. So, is there a bone dance in that or not?

02:04>> No. >> I hate modern games. >> I hate this entire conversation. >> Well, don't get too excited, folks, because this modern game is my game, and my game sucks. >> WHAT? >> GAME BY STARS. DAMN, THAT'S A LOT OF STARS, MAN.

02:18Is he still going? Stars. This is so hard, pillars, and I'm getting absolutely killed. Chris, we got TO GET TORIEL OUT OF THERE. >> Why is this still going? Time for a question. What should you definitely be doing right now? One, play my game. Two, play my game. Three, play my game. Four, play my 1,227, play my game. 1,200 WHY WON'T YOU JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION?

02:43[snorts] HUH? SORRY, I JUST thought I could get a little napping while you're just yapping away. A nappy yappy. Like a napping yapping. A yapping napping. >> Nah, I don't get it. Chris, >> you wouldn't. >> Fine. Next game. Dodge the fire. >> No, just kill me.

02:56>> Play the guitar. Fight this thing. >> CHRIS, LOOK ALIVE. WE GOT TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE. >> I just want to die. Modern gaming has killed me. >> Fine. If you won't play a modern game, we'll just play a retro game. Super Donkey Ball.

03:10>> What you mean a retro game? >> Yeah, that game came out in 2001. >> I'm so [screaming] old. THE FIRST GAME IS DONKEY GOLF. WAIT, I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS. MY BRAIN, I think I'm about to feel pain. I definitely felt pain on that one.

03:27Now it's time for donkey bowling. THREE BALLS AT ONCE. [screaming] >> WHY DO YOU keep doing this to me? THIS FEELS TERRIBLE. >> I feel inside.

03:41It's strike time. My contestants, where' she go? I guess I definitely can't be around here. Where are you, my balls? Wow, I can't believe we actually got away from him. >> I don't care. >> Look alive. WE GOT TO GET TORIEL, MAN. >> Leave me here to rot.

03:55>> What's wrong with you, Chris? >> I'M SO OLD. [screaming] CHRIS, NO, YOU'RE NOT. The newest Super Donkey Ball came out in 2024. Like 2024? REALLY? >> YEAH, I AM YOUNG. >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING OLD ANYWAY? >> WHEN I'm old, I'm going to have lots of friends.

04:10>> You will die alone. >> A good one, Chris. >> That's cool and all, BUT WE GOT TO GET OUT OF THESE BALLS. >> WAIT, HOLD ON A MINUTE. I ALREADY HATE being inside someone's balls. Am I right, lads? Am I right, LADS? YOU ARE RIGHT, LAD. HELP US GET OUT OF HERE. >> OH, CHEERS, LAD. No problem, lad. See you, lad.

04:25>> WHO WAS THAT GUY AGAIN? >> I DON'T KNOW. Some sort of plot device. NOW'S OUR CHANCE. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. YOU HEARD THEM. Let's scadaddle. >> Uh, heard who? >> Chris, I think you're actually [ __ ] crazy, man. Oh, through here. Maybe you're here for the next challenge, aren't you? >> NO. SAY NO.

04:39>> NO. COOL. Put these costumes on. Hurry. I THOUGHT WE ESCAPED. I GOT A FEELING this game could be a good one. Not really. My back. Oh. Oh, my joints. This hurts, guys. I CAN'T [screaming]

05:07[screaming] SAY. Can you hurry up, please? I'm tired. Round, you got to get moving. That train is ABOUT TO TOTALLY ANNIHILATE US. I >> I'm dying. Don't worry, guys. I can stop this train with my mind.

05:23>> What? >> No, you can. >> Yeah. Stop you train. Uh, let me just uh see. The train went right PAST US. I AM a god. Don't worry, GUYS. I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU.

05:40I GOT YOU. >> [groaning] >> I GOT YOU. I've suffered spinal damage. >> We got to hurry. Tory hasn't got much time left. >> Yeah, hopefully no more annoyances. >> Hello. >> Of course. >> Would you like to be in the boss battle with me? >> What do you think? >> Uhhuh. Yes, s >> no witch.

05:55>> Well, I am right now with some like with those like loser people, you know. >> This situation is very strange. >> Yeah. Why is this a thing? >> Who are you again?

06:07>> All right. I AM SICK. H OF YOU WORKING AGE AWAY FROM ME. Husse rocks or whatever your [ __ ] name is. Chris's mom's about to suffocate to death in a ball. >> Yes, age. I know all about suffocating. I'm ballage.

06:22>> Why is that recurring theme down here? >> Let's just fight this guy. >> She can only act. Edge. >> Damn, he's right. I can't attack for some reason. >> Why? >> Cuz the rule says so. >> My name is Rouge. >> Oh, I thought it was the worst character ever. NAH, YOU SHALL ACT from me.

06:41>> I don't know who to act as. >> Why don't you act like you've just been stabbed in the face? >> That sounds tough, Chris. >> Don't worry, I'll help you out. [screaming] >> MY FACE. >> HOLY [ __ ] THAT IS A LOT OF good acting agent.

06:55>> Hello. I'm here for some reason. >> I'm going to leave now. We haven't GOT TIME FOR THIS. TROY IS GOING TO DIE. >> CUT FRIENDS. OH, COME on in. Oh, why? Edge. Still looking so glamag >> because you had sex with my wife.

07:10>> Use your savage nest. Do you need attack damage? >> Seriously, who are these guys again? >> All right, >> fine. Feel my soul. [screaming] Drowning, guys. >> We're actually going to lose here. It's not looking good.

07:25>> We got to find a weakness. Hurry, >> guys. The truth. The truth. Tell the truth. >> Look, we don't want to be with you anymore. Yes, you smell very strange >> and you're annoying >> and you're the worst character ever.

07:39Goodbye. >> That was an incredible borage battleage. >> You know what? Screw the rules. >> WOW, [ __ ] >> WE DID IT. >> WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, TORIEL. >> FINALLY. Raw back where we started. >> Hello. This is literally the same thing again. >> Yeah. It's almost like we've done the exact same thing again and again.